What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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Rub him with oinkment.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.