What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.