Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!