What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.