What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman