How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum