How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum