How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.