How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

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What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.