What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood