What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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