How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood