How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood