How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.