How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one