How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.