How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.