How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick