What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)