What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty