What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.