What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)