Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

Music Composer Jokes More Music Composer Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

removed

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Bach Bach Jokes More Bach Bach Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part