Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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She was the beast of the show!

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

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What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant