This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because the stalks are all ears.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
A brick.
Because love means nothing to them!
Because it's the first Indy movie.
Neil.
They're both D-composed.
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "