What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.