How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.