How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.