How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"