How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling