How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.