What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't