What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.