What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.