What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey terrorist?

A Baboom!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!