What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.