Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey terrorist?

A Baboom!

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.