What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA