What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.