What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo