What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.