Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Because there's a target on every corner.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
Changing attire.
