How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

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banned from the petting zoo...

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Changing attire.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*