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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

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Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota