Because of the tele-ban.
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His cousin with the DVD player
Because we turn them on. / /
Put it down, Tyrone!"
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
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His son with the xbox.
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Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)
Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
you turn me on"
His parents weren't 18 or older.
TVs are getting heavier.
Reruns
Jar Jar Binks
Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
I said "Dust!"
To remote Islands
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I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
For hentertainment !
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
To keep up with the content.
It's not there anymore.
There was too much sax and violins.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
During PRIME time!
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist
Answer: Annette
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
You can't buy happiness!
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!
Her brother has a moustache.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
A Warehouse.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
Disney movies can still touch children.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
