Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!