Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas