How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.