What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team?

The Chicago Blackhawks

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.