What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!