What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.