What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a six year old?

His hips

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes