A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.