99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions