What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife