What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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Because the French have many flaws

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart