Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.

What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.