Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.