Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

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How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.