Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.