Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head