What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

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Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)