Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!