What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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How does one French arsonist flirt with another one?

Voulez-vous brler avec moi ce soir?"

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair