How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"