Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.