How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now