How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.