Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.