Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.