Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you