Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

What's your first name?

Avoids

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.