Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.