What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology