How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

A: His other fang.