How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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Necking.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.