How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

A: His other fang.