What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

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How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.