Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light