What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind