What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.