What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

What do you call a vietnamese turkey?

Gobbledy gook.

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!