What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!