Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.