Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Complete Stranger Jokes More Complete Stranger Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu